Culicidae Combustion

In my hand I hold the most amazing invention EVER. It looks like a tennis racquet except has a button on the handle and the wires produce electricity when you press the button. Purpose? To execute mosquitoes.

Now, if I think there is a mosquito in my room, I will not sleep. I hate them with a fiery passion. There is nothing I hate more (ok well there are a lot of things I hate more, but I still really really hate this) than being awoken from my slumber by a hideous buzzing sound produced by a blood sucking insect. Then, the next day having my body covered in bites from those pesky little bastards.

Well anyways, I have already electrocuted over 30 of them in my room over the last hour. And there are still four in here. My room smells like burning from the bug frying. Which is gross to say the least. But the smell goes away faster than the itchy bumps on my arms, legs, butt, chest, back, and face. Also, two of them actually EXPLODED with a loud popping noise when I got them. Call me sick, but it was AWESOME and damn satisfying.

"POP!" *laughs manically and goes back to hunting the other mosquitoes*